The Words You Spoke

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Oh oops I almost wanted to translate that into French. :3

ANYWAY!

While walking near the dance studio after buying her Cheezels, something seriously retarded happened between Chen Yee and I.

CY: Audi?
Me: What?
CY: Oops I dropped one of the Cheezels into your bag while opening the packet.
Me: !%^@&*# GET YOUR CHEEZELS OUT OF MY BAG NOWWW!!!!
CY: OK, OK. What do I do with it?
Me: I don't know. Eat it, throw it, crush it, stomp it, I DON'T KNOW! No wait, you can't eat here at the walkway(to the gate outside sch). There's the sign.
CY: Oh, ok I shall wait.
-Random person whom I suppose is CY's friend comes along and seeing thet CY has an open packet of Cheezels(in her right hand and the dirty one in the other) proceeds to ask for one-
CY: Ok.
-And she gives her the DROPPED ONE-
Me: CHEN YEE!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!
CY: Hahaha!!! Who ask her to be so greedy?

This is seriously retarded. :) And please remember NEVER TAKE CHEEZELS FROM CY EVER AGAIN.

Audi

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

observed yesterday:

Nicolette: Hey, fall in!
-FDC ppl falls in together-
-BANG-
Nicolette: Ooh~
Miselle& Jan, Simultaneously: OWWW!!
Nicolette: Hey let's do it again! So cool!
-BANG-
Nicolette: Ooh~
Miselle, same time: OWWW!!!
Jan: Let's do it one more time!!
Miselle: But it's getting painful...
-BANG-
All: OWWWW!!

-A.t

seriously flawed acc, i was laughing too hard.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Me: Should I do LAMDA? I mean, it would look good in my portfolio when I apply for a job or something, then I can get a better job for a better life.
Wenn Lin: Who says you will have a good life if you do LAMDA? I know how you can get rich.
Me: How?
WL: You just marry a rich old man. Then you don't need to worry about working.
Me: WTH?!
WL: If you want to be richer, you can murder him.

:OOOO

Friday, April 23, 2010

(storyline: While practicing human stretcher, our dear Audi dug her nails into Latte and my fingers which left a distinct mark)

(later)

Audi: Hey, look on the brighter side!
Alyssa,Kimberly,Nicolette: ?
Audi: At least you didn't dig your nails into my fingers!
Alyssa,Kimberly: ............
Nicolette: That's the bright side for YOU only Audi.

~

Kimberly: Seriously, Audi. You've become weirder compared to last year.
Audi: Isn't that better!? :D




-Kimmie.

(during evac lesson)

Alyssa: Eh get 3 people over there I team up with you.
Kimberly: Oh okay.
Nicolette: (gives a big grin)
Alyssa: ...Okay any 3 BUT nicolette.
Nicolette: (gets mad,thought I was Alyssa and slapped my leg)
Kimberly: What the heck?



-Kimmie.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

G DOUBLE O D J O B GOOD JOB! *claps twice* GOOD JOB! *claps twice*


yaya yayy we're promoted to lance corporals already!:D
haha love SCRCY! kay bye(:

~mandy

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Miselle's great way of greeting me on MSN:

HI KIMMY

or i think thats kimmy

kimmy right?

-Kimmie.

Audi: Miselle look! (pulls out Harry Potter book)
Miselle: (mouth opens wide) OMG! (breathe) OMG! (breathe) OMG! (breathe) OMG! (breathe) OMG! (breathe) [and it continues...]
Chen Yee: (suddenly pops out from nowhere and hugs Miselle)
Audi: (keeps the book)
Miselle: (does her flappy hand thing) Ehh let me read!!! (yes,of course she said that with a smile on her face)

~

Jayasree: Don't you think that guy just now was gay!?He was overlapping his legs,only girls do that!
Nicci: Jayasree,it's called crossing legs,not overlapping.



-Kimmie.

Yes. This is ANOTHER failed insult of Miselle. Who tell her be so blur.

Alyssa: Miselle! Did you see? I 'shot' you with a bluetack bow! (made a bow and arrow in blue tack and pointed it at her name)
Miselle:HUH?! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SAGITTARIOUS(dunno how to spell) SIGN!
Alyssa: WHAT?!
Miselle: But i'm a sagittarious...

TELL ME. WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TRYING??

Msning(whatever you call it):

Audi says:
Alyssa! ALYSSA!! TALK TO ME I FEEL BOREEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alyssa says:
eh.
Alyssa says:
um.
Alyssa says:
Hello?
Audi says:
hello hi hey how you doin hieeeeeeeee hiya
----------------------
Audi says:
today i thought everything looked cute
Alyssa says:
.......... that's a lot different from yesterday.
Audi says:
yesterday was what ah?
Alyssa says:
"did anyone DIE??"
Audi says:
THAT WAS YESTERDAY?!?! OMG
Alyssa says:
was that not yesterday?
Audi says:
it was?
Audi says:
oh ya it was
Audi says:
i forgot
-------------------------
Alyssa says:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND FRENCH, YOU GOONS.
Audi says:
IMA GOON???
Audi says:
:O
Audi says:
HOW COULD YOU ALYSSA
Alyssa says:
STRICTLY REFERRING TO MISELLE.
Alyssa says:
IT CAME OUT OF ME.
Audi says:
oh you're right she's more than just one goon, i tell you a million goons can fit into her
Alyssa says:
EXACTLY.
Audi says:
glad you agree
-----------------------
miselle; says:
LOL!
miselle; says:
LOL!
miselle; says:
LOL!
miselle; says:
-.-
Audi says:
SHUT UP YOU SON OF A
Audi says:
CAT
miselle; says:
why a cat?
Alyssa says:
DAUGHTER.
Alyssa says:
DAUGHTER.
miselle; says:
yup
Audi says:
becasue its next to vulgar
Audi says:
and cats
Audi says:
are cute
--------------------------------

Audi says:
I HAVE A CAT
Alyssa says:
DONT SAY THEY'RE CLOSE TO INSULTS.
Audi says:
she likes durian
Audi says:
WEI
Alyssa says:
YES.
Alyssa says:
I LOVE DURIAN.
Alyssa says:
oh...
------------------------
Audi says:
aiyah
Audi says:
im halfway there
Audi says:
i feel lazt to blog suddenly
Audi says:
O:
miselle; says:
LOL eh brb i need to go eat
Audi says:
sure sure
Audi says:
li si???????????????????????
Alyssa says:
MY NAME IS ALYSSA.
Alyssa says:
AND MY CL NAME IS YI LI.
Audi says:
oh youre there

WHAT RUBBISH ARH MISELLE. MY CL NAME IS NOT LISI OK!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

today:

i was laughing hysterically at something nicole said
audi:(rolls on the floor)hahahahahaha
me:what are you laughing for?
audi:ummm.........i don't know......you were laughing, so i laughed too....
me: ........?!

-jan

Speak about the obvious.

And of course,I purposely made a spelling mistake :)

-Kimmie.

Monday, April 19, 2010

During recess...
audi: you know, we had steamboat last night..
me:aren't you halal?
audi: ya but we had it at home so there were sotong balls and fishballs etc. then my sister said:"why is my sotong ball red?"
then my aunt said:"that's your prawn ball. you must know your balls..."

HAHAHAHAHA OMG LMAO! that sounded sooooo wrongXDDDDD

-mandy(:

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Miselle:OMG IT'S PROMOTION CEREMONY THIS THURSDAY.
Alyssa: YAY. WE'RE FINALLY BEING PROMOTED.
Miselle: LOL.YUP.
Alyssa: I WON'T FEEL SO BAD. I mean, PRIVATE?! What kind of rank is that!
Miselle: Means you're a... uh...idk. Oh ok i see what you mean.

-A.T

Saturday, April 17, 2010

It's on the blog. - -

Amanda can't spell Satan.

Instead, Satan becomes a planet. = =

-Kimmie.

the sick joke that everyone was talking about:

A man died and went to hell.
Saturn asked him what he wanted to be reincarnated as. The man said that he wanted to be something that has wings and sucks blood. so he became a mosquito, died and went to hell again. he was asked what he wanted to be again and he said that he wanted to be something that has wings and sucks blood. so he became a vampire/bat, died and went to hell again. he was asked what he wanted to be reincarnated as and he once again said that he wanted to be something that has wings and sucks blood. guess what he became(:


a sanitary pad! HAHA LOL:D

-mandy

OHH... forgot to mention this. (don't shoot me nicolette)

someone: eh nicolette! you wore your shirt the other way!
nicolette: oh! omg. (quickly uses both hands to cover shirt)
me and wenn lin: (started laughing like mad)
me: nicolette! go behind the shed to change! the toilet queue is so long anyway.
nicolette: (goes to the shed) here?
me: ya!(:
nicolette: (omg face) *can't hear what she'e saying*
(wenn lin went to block nicolette so no one can see her)

in the end, nicolette decided to go to the washroom. when she came back:
me: you took so long.
nicolette: when i went to the washroom to change my shirt, everyone was staring at me weirdly:O

haha!
-mandy

[During sports day when changing into shorts for cca relay]

me: the queue is so long! lets go to the male's one(peeps in)
nicolette: ...

(guy comes out, freaks out, stumbled backwards)

nicolette: (laughs)
man: you can go in there's no one inside
me and nicolette: ...
me: (goes in, was about to start changing, saw guys shorts hanging on the cubicle door, freaks out again, comes out, ) there's someone inside!
nicolette: omg

(turns around, 2 guys behind me wanting to go to the washroom)
(nicolette and sec1s laugh)

omg that was hilarious! you should ahve seen nicolette's expression. it was priceless:D

-mandy

Friday, April 16, 2010

OH YEAH. MISELLE'S IDEAS OF A LAME JOKE. I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT THEM.

Miselle: Hey hey Alyssa!
Alyssa: What?
Miselle: Can I tell you a lame joke?
Alyssa: Uh...Ok....
Miselle: Which part of your body is a cartoon?
Alyssa:.......
Miselle: This knee!!
Alyssa:......................................
Miselle: Get it? It's This Knee! Dis Ney!!
Awkward silence..............................
Nicolette: Let me tell you a real lame joke. What do you get when you dial 666?
Miselle: Uh....
Nicolette:The upside down police. Do you get it?
Miselle: No.
Nicolette: Sigh. Take your time to go think it through.

IF ANY ONE REMEMBERS THE WINGS AND BLOOD ONE POST IT, KAY? IT'S OBSCENE BUT MISELLE SAID IT, SO WHATEVER.

A.T

(this morning)
Kimberly: LOOK! ALYSSA!
Alyssa: ?
Kimberly: THERE! MISELLE! IN SQUAD! SHE'S NOT SMILING!
Alyssa: 0[]0 SHE ISN'T!? (begins to count how long Miselle lasted without smiling)
- after 40 seconds
Alyssa: OMG SHE DIDN'T SMILE FOR 40 SECONDS. THAT'S A MIRACLE.

~

And I can't believe we forgot about this to-be-remembered-for-life action.

Faeqa ma'am: Who wants to go home?
Nicolette: (immediately raises hand up straight)



-Kimmie.

So according to Miselle, Linda ma'am knows about our insult blog. And asks that we update it more often. .______. But anw, thanks to some people, we are STILL updating it.

AFTER SPORTS DAY MANIA:

-everyone arguing about where to eat-
Amanda: Let's take a picture!
-asks Guet Ghee to help take pictures-
someone: HEY PEOPLE! TAKE PICTURE.
Sec 3s: Guet Ghee!Betrayer!What are you doing with the sec twos!!
someone else: Face the camera! Camera more important than food.
Some sec 3: SEC3s! CRASH THEIR PICTURE!!

Eating:
Audi:(states her actions) Tries to seduce Amanda with her pineapple pie...
Amanda: (turns to Miselle, Kimberly and Alyssa at the other table) Audi's trying to seduce me!!
Miselle, Alyssa, Kimberly: *stare*....WHAT??

Alyssa: AHHH. WHY THE HELL DID I FORGET MY WALLET???
Miselle: Hot.

Miselle, staring at soft toy: It's so nice and cute, I feel like molesting it.

Audi, who had just dirtied her french textbook: OMG NOOO MY PRETTY PRETTY FRENCH BOOK!!!!!

Miselle: MY FRENCH BOOK IS CRUMPLED! at one corner.



A.T

Sports Day! :D

Wenn Lin: Hey look there's a guy over there in the rain!Later he fall ah!
Audi: Then it won't be my business what!
Wenn Lin: You mean our business.
Audi: Okay yeah.
Wenn Lin: Aiya just say that we didn't see him la!
Audi: How?
Wenn Lin: Say that he was running behind the benches so we didn't see him!
Audi: But if you see him running behind the benches that means that you saw him what!
Wenn Lin: Oh yah hor.
Audi: Hmph...paradox.
Wenn Lin: ?
Chen Yee: What's a paradox?
Audi: ...I don't know. ._.

~

Audi: You know all the Sec 1s are staring at me as if I'm weird.
Kimberly: ...You ARE weird.

~

Kimberly: Anyone wants the last pocky stick...
Alyssa: (takes the pocky stick)
Audi: Oh!Is there anymor-- uhh forget it.Can I have the pocky box?
Kimberly: What?
-A while later
Audi: You know maybe I don't want the box anymore.

~

Jayasree: (touches Alyssa's hair) So smooth!
Audi: Really?Alyssa!I want to touch your hair!!
Alyssa: WHAT!?
-later
Audi: (manages to touch Alyssa's hair) Ooh your hair is so smooth!What shampoo do you use?
Alyssa: What!?
Audi: Oh but then ah my hair also very smooth!See!It's smoother than yours! (plays with own hair)

~

Audi: Do you think me being crazy is better or worse?
Kimberly,Alyssa: ...
Audi: I think it's better!
Kimberly,Alyssa: Uhh...
Audi: Don't you agree that I make the bonds in our level STRONGER? XD



*sigh*

-Kimmie

Thursday, April 15, 2010

(after Business@School talk)

Kimberly: Miselle!Do your flappy hand thing!
Miselle: What?Huh?
Kimberly: You know!The revolutionary hand flapping!
Miselle: This? (does the bimbo-hand thing) It's so bimbo!
Kimberly: NOOO!!IT'S THE ONE WHERE YOU GO LIKE (does the miselle version)
Miselle: WHAT!?EWWWWW!WHAT'S THAT!?
Kimberly: It's what you do all the time. ._.
Miselle: Really? :O I never noticed! Eww.

~

Kimberly: (listening to Chloe ma'am teach)
Audi: (whispers into ear) Look at Miselle!She's so lovingly folding her shirt~
Kimberly: ...
Audi: Eh!Don't ignore me!

~

(on Wednesday)
-Miselle and I went to the Red Cross board, then after Isabel ma'am wanted to talk to me, and Miselle walked off without me.
Kimberly: (runs after Miselle and slams her with RC bag) MISELLE!
Miselle: Ouh!Kimmy! :D
Kimberly: WHY DIDN'T YOU WAIT FOR ME!?
Miselle: Wait?Oh!I thought you were gone!I forgot about you! :D

= = sigh.

-Kimmie.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

haiz. you guys suck at insulting without my depressing prescence. nvm. I shall be nice and bring the blog back to life.mwahahaha-hack, aa-choo, sniff-

Whatever you'll think, I WAS HIGH.
sms time!

------Kimmy----
Alyssa: hey not fun being the guinea pig leh.
Kimmy: Lol. :D ouhno i sound lyk mth again.
Alyssa: NOOOO. Don't be corrupted by her optimistic ways!! Sadists must remain sadists.
Kimmy: True. I'm 'lol'ing at your plight :D

Alyssa: Wah siao leh. Doc suspected dengue too. -.-
Kimmy: HAHA ima doctor! :D lol jkjk wth m i sayin = =

Alyssa: Excused from physical activity means red cross or not? or only pt.
Kimmy:Pt. hah. loser. mine was excuse fr pt n cca.
Alyssa: Bah shoo off.
Kimmy: hahaha
Alyssa: ...Latte is sulking cos I told her I don't wanna do fd.
Kimmy: Uh duh. Latte wanz 2 go hm.

----miselle(since when does my insults not feature her, hmm?)------
Alyssa: stop corrupting kimmy. >:( she's starting to lol at everything you know!! and congrats on finishing commonwealth :)
Miselle:LOL. That's awesome! YAY.
Alyssa: NO. IT'S NOT AWESOME. >:( omg. Imagine if every levelmates wwas corrupted by you. Ouch. 15 cheerful HIs everday. 15 cheerful BYRs after that. I think if you placed a bulb there it would blow.
Miselle: LOL. Why?
Alyssa: from over cheerfulness lah what else.
Miselle:...-.-
Alyssa: Oh come on. Can't you imagine the energy from flapping hands?! It could be REVOLUTIONARY. XD
Miselle: WHAT?!
Alyssa: What? You could replace wind turbines with your flapping arms!! Kinetic energy to spare!!
Miselle: wow. you're very imaginative today.

phew. Copied from sms. So very... uh. singlish and short formed.
A.T

during first aid remedial today
me(Nicolette)-SLAMS back the dummy's neck, yanks open jaw-*curses under breath*
blows...
blows.
FAIL.
curses.
BLOWS
BLOWS.
wtv.
chloe ma'am comes over to help.
SIGH...
freak.
BLOW AND BLOW .
and FAIL.
not really funny lah.
but whole point,im a FAIL at CPR.
gosh.

The big difference in time.

Chloe ma'am: You must listen to the casualty's breathing for 10 seconds.

~Later, during testing.

Nicci: Uhhh...oh!Listen,look,feel for casualty's breathing for 10 minutes! :D

-Kimmie.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Audi says the weirdest things sometimes...

-Everyone talking about how expensive stuff are-
Audi:"Yeah! I show you my ring finger then you know!!"

a.t

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Right. After reading this, you'll know why I will probably feel traumatised for the night.

Place: Newton MRT bus stop.
Time: Around 6.15pm
Date: 8 April 2010
People involved: Me, Miselle, and _______

Miselle: Eh you know what?
Me: What?
Miselle: Did you see that guy just now?
Me: What guy?
Miselle: In the bus.
Me: No.
Miselle: He was so handsome!
Me: WHAT?! OMG OMG OMG OMG
Miselle: -giggle giggle giggle and keeps turning back to see the bus-
Me: Ah! Why must you tell me that?? I don't know what to say.. <:o
Miselle: He is so handsome!! And you know what?
Me: What?
Miselle: He smelt good also.

Feel the love?
Audi

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Well kimmy made me post this morning's incident. Because, well, it concerned the pea thing i got from my ex-ward. But before that, let me tell you our current latest draft:

Anonymous:"Did I get in? YAY I GOT IN!!!! Alrighty. Im just so so bored." COUGH, COUGH. OWN UP, ANONYMOUS PERSON, SO YOU CAN BE CREDITED FULLY. :D

Anyway:

Nicci: "Where's Alyssa??"
Hwee leng: "Oh um, i'm not sure..."
Alyssa, sitting about 50cm away: -clears throat-
Hwee leng: "Oh there she is!"
Nicci:"KIMBERLY! SHE'S HERE!"

And then......
Kimberly, -shoves letter into hand-: "Here! From your ex-ward. You know, it really stands out?"
Alyssa-half asleep-: "What...?"
Shannon(popped out AGAIN.): "Yeah! Your angel is so nice."
Kimberly: "No, it's her ex-ward"
Miselle, (who originally had her back turned towards us) eyes sparkling: "OMG SO CUTE!!"
-steals the green pea thing-
Nicolette: -grabs the note pad thing-
Kimberly: -Steals the note pad thing-
Alyssa: -Grabs both note pad and pea, puts it besides bag and is only one still sitting-
Nicolette: -grabs the pea-
Miselle:-pokes the pea, takes the pea-
...............

Anw it continued for like 15 mins. I think you can sort of tell what happens next. Yeps. It was difficult getting the letter and the pad and the pea.

-A.T

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monday, April 5, 2010

-Kimmie.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Heh heh.Just remembered something else.

Another one.

(watching Yio Chu Kang Sec - Song Rehearsal)

Kimberly: You know,that guy sings well,the only problem with him is that he's gay.

(later on)

Audi: Hey Kimberly,you should go to talk to them!
Kimberly: What!?
Cheryl: Yea,you should go ask that guy out!
Kimberly: WHAT!?WHY SHOULD I!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cheryl: Because he's the same height as you!
Kimberly: ..................................
~
Cheryl: 傻瓜~我们都一样~
Kimberly: 你可以闭嘴吗……
-For some reason everyone around us starts laughing.
~
Cheryl: Seriously,this S size is too big for you!You should have gotten the same as Dione ma'am,XS!!
Kimberly: BUT I DON'T WANT TO FEEL SO SMALL!!!!!!!!!
~
Audi: Miselle!Don't be the quiet one!!!
Miselle: Huh?What?What?
Kimberly: Audi,I think YOU were the quiet one on the bus.
Audi: WHAT!?ME!?QUIET!?
~
(while Cheryl and I were talking on the bus)
Miselle: (who was in front of us) Speak louder leh!!I wanna hear too!!!

-Kimmie.

Hei I just remembered one.

I don't think many people heard me saying this one though.

Kimberly: (while putting on make up) Shima-chaaaaan~~Shima-chaaaaan~~I'm gonna put on make up like Shima-chaaaan~~~~~~fwahahahaha~~SHIMA-CHAAAAAAAAAN~~~~~~

-Kimmie.

HELLO. :) These are the few stuff I remember from Arts Fest yesterday :)

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Audi

Miselle: Audi!!
Audi: What? (covers self with Dione ma'am's shawl) I'm cold!I mean cold hearted.
~
(while eating lunch)
Audi: I love my chicken.
Kimberly: What!?
Audi: Look at the smoothness of my chicken!
~
Audi: OMG I've seen this scene before!!!It's like deja vu!!
~
Audi: I'm Benjamin,an old and cynical auntie.
~
Audi: I'm not an auntie anymore!I'm a PRINCESS~!

Kimberly

(after putting on make-up)
Audi: OMG WE[herself,miselle,cheryl] LOOK LIKE CHINA DOLLS!!!!
-...
Kimberly: Me too?
Audi: Hmm.No,you're a barbie doll.
Kimberly: ..................

Cheryl

Cheryl: You know I really like this shawl.It smells of Dione ma'am.
Kimberly,Miselle: ...WHAT!?
Cheryl: Yea it does!
Kimberly: Cheryl you're sick.
Audi: Yeah.You're sickly weird.Or weirdly sick.

Extras

(down in the canteen)
Cheryl: I feel very cold...
Kimberly: Maybe you're having a fever.
Jacqueline: BIEBER!
Kimberly: No,I said FEVER.
~
(back in Room 100,when Miss Hing was inspecting our[Mine,Miselle,Audi,Cheryl] make-up)
Miss Hing: You should put on lipstick.Make your lips brighter,like Kimberly's.
-After a while
Kimberly: (looks into the mirror) OMG.
Miselle: What?
Kimberly: My lipstick had already disappeared when Miss Hing was checking...


Audi post galore! :D

-Kimmie.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Miselle: *panting*
Kimberly: Uhh...Miselle...
Miselle: WHAAAT?I HAVE VERY BAD...BAD...what's the word again?
Kimberly: stamina.
Miselle: Oh!Right! :D
Kimberly: *laughs* I wish Alyssa was here to hear that...
Miselle: Noooooooooo
(turns at the corner and sees Alyssa)

Lol

-Kimmie.

Never again. says:
yup
=.=
no sense of humour.
IN BETTER NEWS,
BROTHER BEAR IS AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE XD

マオXユミ: どんなに離れていても　信じあえる二人でいよう says:
... wth?

Never again. says:
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

I felt the need to put this up here.
**We were talking about Miselle's lameness at first.

-Kimmie.

Our Insane Level
Miselle
Alyssa
Kimberly
Cheryl
Nicolette
Audi
Wenn Lin
Ding Hui
Hwee Leng
Chen Yee
Xuan Yi
Amanda
Jan
Nicole
Jayasree
Nicci

When disaster strikes
Miselle: "Huh? Me arh? Oh, ONE!!
Alyssa: "I'm stickering it!"
Kimberly:"I want to go for the firedrill...."
Cheryl:"My chinese name is chen ling".
Nicolette:"TAJ MAHAL!!"(Kan shen me kan."
Audi: "Do I look like a princess?" .
Wenn Lin: "But (omitted name) is greedy and thinks more is better".
Ding Hui: "I stole her (Nicci) banana!"
Hwee Leng: "Are any of you interested in dancing for the red cross talent thing?" next day:"It's all Xs."
Chen Yee: "DON'T YOU THINK (omitted name) is so awesome??"
Xuan Yi: "SEC 2 CADET.....(collapses laughing)"
Amanda: "why does it say BEAUTIFUL DISASTER? It's like we're insulting ourselves" (whole point)
Jan: "I LOVE FOOTDRILL.IT'S SO AWESOME. COME, LET'S HENTAK UP THE STAIRS"
Nicole:"LET'S BE MEAN TO THEM!!"......"No, we should be like sisters to them!!"
Jayasree: "And, the NCOs who get me will feel so loved. those that get you (Alyssa) will feel so left out!!"
Nicci: "SONY ERICSSON MUST BE A GIRL. because kimmy says it's not a guy."

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