The Words You Spoke

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Well, as you know, during OA there were many freaking grasshoppers in the wet grass. And yeah we were having this panic attack and were just trying to get rid of all those things.

Jan: My darling grasshoppers, I am not trying to kill you. Luplupluprightlup. -hentaks super super fast on the grass trying to terminate as many as possible-

And it was so hot when we were pitching the tent.

Me: Jan, wanna do hentak?
Jan: It's so hooot. For the first time I don't wanna do footdrill. Luupluupluupriightluup. -hentaks super slow in the shade and unfortunately no 90 degrees legs-

And after the whole thing was over, we (Nico, Jan, Jayasree and I) waited outside the gates for our parents to fetch us.

Me: -getting bored and sees a car driving out of the gates- Good morning!
Nico: What was that about?!
5 seconds later...(Quite a long time actually)
Jan: -spits out the water she was drinking and starts laughing madly-
Nico and Jayasree: Oh my god, she's so slow.

~Audi

Sunday, May 23, 2010

I forgot who told me this...

Someone in our level: Do you know the fishies on Audi's blog?
Kimberly: *nod*
Someone in our level: I spent 3 whole hours watching it last night! :D
Kimberly: ...


-Kimmie.

sms...

Nicolette: I'm damn bored now, I called Alyssa an ostrich.
Kimberly: What!?Latte you're telling her that she's tall!
Nicolette: No 'cuz on facebook, i think i posted on HER wall that if there were 2 miselle's (me and the original miselle) if alyssa hangs out with us, then she'd be ostracised.
Kimberly: *headdesk*

If you get her logic...

~

Continuation...

Kimberly: *headdesk*
Nicolette: What's that? o.o
Kimberly: It's called being so 'amused' that you knock your head on the desk.
Nicolette: Really? I'm honoured. Hehe.

Obviously she didn't get my sarcasm.

~

Nicolette says:
hello kimmy!
its kimmy right -.-

Kimberly says:
yea
w8 y do u sound lyk miselle?

Nicolette says:
IM NOT!
GASP!
IM NICOLETTE WONG.
HOHO.



WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO NICOLETTE!?!?!?

~

Kimberly says:
n wth is wrong w/ u
ur so high

Nicolette says:
REALLY?!
O.O
WOW!
y u tink so

Kimberly says:
ummm

Nicolette says:
?????

Kimberly says:
ur goin hoho n evryth
evrytime u reply
it seemz so enthu

Nicolette says:
really?

Kimberly says:
yes...

Nicolette says:
HOHO.
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS,.
RACIST.

Kimberly says:
wth?

Nicolette says:
MILEY CRYUS.
EW.

~

Nicolette says:
WHATS SO HELL.....
O.O
i like cap.
s

Kimberly says:
._.

Nicolette says:
but i realised its RUDE.
o.o

Kimberly says:
- -

Nicolette says:
eheheheheeh.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.HOHO.





Conclusion: MISELLE IS CONTAGIOUS.




-Kimmie.

Xuan Yi: what module were you in?
Alyssa: uh... CSI.
Miselle: WHAT YOU WERE IN CSI??
Alyssa:....
Miselle: oh yah you were sitting next to me.
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Miselle: WHATS BFG WHYS IT BFG WHAT DOES BFG STAND FOR ANYWAY WHYS IT BFG SO WEIRD WHY NOT SOMETHING ELSE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS BFG- oh wait right. Big Friendly Giant.
———-————-————
Yu jung: she said she's going to introduce me to her.
Miselle: What...? She's going to introduce me to an umbrella?
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yu jung:she looks so innocent.
Amanda: what? The fish looks innocent?
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-a.t

Friday, May 14, 2010

Backstage...

Kimberly: Miselle...your shirt...
Miselle: Yes! I changed it! It's a BLACK shirt now!
Kimberly: Okay...does it look boyish? So you look more like a boy this time?
Miselle: Uhh...yea! :D
Kimberly: ...Okay then...
(later)
Miselle: Hi Kimmy :D
Kimberly: ...
Difference in the shirt Miselle wore on the competition day and tonight's: colour is different only - -.

~

Miselle: Look Kimmy!I'm using the same bag again!
Kimberly: ...(turns to Hwee Leng) It's either she's a tomboy, or she's gay. I think it's the second.

~

Kimberly: Miselle where's your "NRIC" ?
Miselle: Oh!My pocket :D
Kimberly: Then why do you need the bag?
Miselle: For the street scene :D
Kimberly: ...Street scene...?
Miselle: Yea!
Kimberly: Uhh...
Miselle: I mean classroom.
Kimberly: Gay.
Miselle: Yea!
Kimberly: Gay.
Miselle: Yea!
Kimberly: Miselle you just admitted that you're gay.

~

(after my performance)
Miselle: (walks to the mirror) Oh my gosh I just realized I look GAY!

~

okay this one is extra said by my friend,but it was funny so I wanted to share it.

Ying Ying: ARGH! I THINK I GOT THE LIPSTICK IN MY EYE!
FYI -- the red stuff surrounding our eyes was lipstick.
- Few minutes later...
Ying Ying: (still trying to clean eye because it hurted)
Tricia: Where is the soap...
Kimberly: It's right there. (looks at the soap bottle)
Tricia: (squints at the other bottle beside the soap bottle) No that's detergent!
Ying Ying: WHAT!?YOU MEAN I USED THAT TO CLEAN THE LIPSTICK AROUND MY EYE!?

Infer: The detergent caused her eye to be pain - -




-Kimmie.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Because the blog is dying.

During Footdrill...
Ami ma'am: (draws line across our 4 points)
Miselle: 0[]0 WHY DID AMI MA'AM CROSS OUT OUR MARKS!?
Kimberly: Uhh...It's called tallying,Miselle.

-Kimmie.

Hello.I'm just posting here cos the blog feels terribly dead :D

Sunday, May 9, 2010

During First Aid lesson last Red Cross meeting... This happened.

Me: Eh, Amanda you know right, this guy here was in the head injury picture also.
Amanda: I wish I were Edward Cullen.
Me: HUH?
Amanda: Ya, then I can know what people are thinking!

Wow, some people can be so weird and random and sudden. :0

Love,
Audi

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Miselle:
oh no
why cant i 'connect to internet server'?
WHY ALYSSA WHY :(

Alyssa:
I hold the answers of the world in my palm....
HOW SHOULD I KNOW??

Miselle:
LOL i read your first msg and i was like 'huh?'
then i read your second one :D

Alyssa:
and you received enlightenment, i should think.

Miselle:
Uh huh. :D

SIGH> SIGH. SIGH. SIGH.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Miselle says:
heh...heh?
oh well nvm if they dont come they miss out
::::::://///////////
which sucks
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Kimberly says:
yesh - -
stop doin tt u can longate the mouth but nt the eyes miselle.

Miselle says:
im being fair to the colon!
or else it will feel neglected and sad
and i dont like seeing things being neglected and sad
cos that's just plain sad ):
DON'T YOU AGREE?
EH?

Kimberly says:
uh..........

Miselle says:
hmm i knew you'd agree :)

Kimberly says:
i didnt agree - -

~

Miselle says:
(sigh) oh well.

Kimberly says:
miselle
do you realize that the smile REALLY lives with you?

Miselle says:
but but but
I didn't write a smiley face!!!!
for four (and now five) consecutive messages!!!!!
:D
oh crap.

Kimberly says:
...

Miselle says:
never mind ignore that last one

((If you never realized, Miselle's name spells "le smile"))

~

Miselle says:
oh wells
ooh
'wells' sounds cooler than 'well'
oh well
oh wells
K NVM

Kimberly says:
......................................

~

Miselle says:
lol!!!!
hmm
just realized
rmb what u said about allowing me to elongate the mouth but not the eyes? (and hurting the colon's feelings in the process btw)
IT LOOKS WEIRD LIKE
:///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Kimberly says:
IF YOU LONGATE THE EYES ITZ WORSE
itz lyk u juz made it an alien

Miselle says:
at least i dont hurt the colon's feelings >:/



You see,it's impossible to hold a normal conversation with miselle.


-Kimmie.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Miselle: Oh, so fast! No wait. You loaded it already right. So stupid. Hey it makes a funny sound! My leg hurts.

^ Preview of the following stupidity. Close browser if overwhelming.

alyssa: Oy, Move!
Kimmy: What? Then where do I sit?
Alyssa: I don't know, the floor?
Kimmy: Okay. Miselle i'm gonna sit on you.
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Kimmy: Nicolette!Your glasses...
Nicolette: I CAN SEE LAH!
-feeling feeling feeling
Nicolette: AI YOH! I CAN'T SEE!! WHERE'S THE NEXT STEP??!! -curses in hokkien-(almost missed it)
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Miselle: Let me play the happy version!!
Kimmy: What...?
Miselle: -plays faster-
Miselle: NOW THE SAD VERSION!!
Miselle:-plays slowly-
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Miselle: (stares at cup) IMC...? OH! TMC! :O THE T LOOKS LIKE AN I!
Alyssa: No it doesn't.
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Miselle: It's so cute! Shake butt.
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All:-serious talk about level-
Nicolette: OMG! MY PHONE HAS A TORCHLIGHT!
Miselle: So nice. Shiny~
Kimmy: WHAT??
Miselle: SHINY!
Nicolette: Eheheheheh. LET'S DO THE UDDERS THING!(animal farm play)
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Nicolette:One more must pay income tax already.
Phone: One, Twenty-One Guns!
-rolls dice-
Dice: ONE.
Nicolette: -curses in hokkien-
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jan says:
ok.
i shan't disturb you three anymore
i mean four
four right??
ya four
ok
Never again. says:
-.0
FORGOT ME ARH??
jan says:
who's that
the one whom i forgot was miselle
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Miselle: One, twenty-Oh never mind

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Miselle: I want Dinky.
Alyssa: What??
Miselle:Dinky. See....?
Kimmy: THAT'S DIPSY!!
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Nicolette: OMG! THE EYES OPEN AND CLOSE!!(tinky winky toy)
Miselle: OH YEAH. SO SCARY!!
Nicolette: EEEEEEEEE LIKE MISS K-
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Kimmy: It looks cute from the side.
Miselle: Not particularly. Just that the ears are damn big.

Our Insane Level
Miselle
Alyssa
Kimberly
Cheryl
Nicolette
Audi
Wenn Lin
Ding Hui
Hwee Leng
Chen Yee
Xuan Yi
Amanda
Jan
Nicole
Jayasree
Nicci

When disaster strikes
Miselle: "Huh? Me arh? Oh, ONE!!
Alyssa: "I'm stickering it!"
Kimberly:"I want to go for the firedrill...."
Cheryl:"My chinese name is chen ling".
Nicolette:"TAJ MAHAL!!"(Kan shen me kan."
Audi: "Do I look like a princess?" .
Wenn Lin: "But (omitted name) is greedy and thinks more is better".
Ding Hui: "I stole her (Nicci) banana!"
Hwee Leng: "Are any of you interested in dancing for the red cross talent thing?" next day:"It's all Xs."
Chen Yee: "DON'T YOU THINK (omitted name) is so awesome??"
Xuan Yi: "SEC 2 CADET.....(collapses laughing)"
Amanda: "why does it say BEAUTIFUL DISASTER? It's like we're insulting ourselves" (whole point)
Jan: "I LOVE FOOTDRILL.IT'S SO AWESOME. COME, LET'S HENTAK UP THE STAIRS"
Nicole:"LET'S BE MEAN TO THEM!!"......"No, we should be like sisters to them!!"
Jayasree: "And, the NCOs who get me will feel so loved. those that get you (Alyssa) will feel so left out!!"
Nicci: "SONY ERICSSON MUST BE A GIRL. because kimmy says it's not a guy."

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