The Words You Spoke

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I called Alyssa after seeing her SMS on Monday.

Mrs. Wong: Hello, Alyssa?
Alyssa: Uh, yes?
MW: What do you mean by 9.30? Is it reporting time or dismissal time?
A: I thought I wrote 3.90.
MW: Oooh, yes. So, what do you mean by 3.90? Oooh, wait. 3.90 can't be a time.
A: ... Bring $3.90.
MW: OK, bye!

alyssa, amanda and i were outside the rc board and talking about random stuff.

amanda: eh, i'm going to buy it today for tomorrow so can you guys tell me how many?
me:(thinking that amanda was referring to bandages)umm..i'm not sure leh....
amanda:oh, i'm going to NTUC to buy so i don't know how many.
me:NTUC got bandages one meh?
amanda:i'm talking about potato chips for the level party tmr......-_-



after amanda left, i told alyssa all about a certain movie that i loved...
me: i love that movie because....guess who's the lead actor???!!!!!
alyssa:must be johnny depp.
me:eh?? how did you know it's johnny depp?
(just then, alex walks by and says hi to alyssa)
alyssa:oh, because you've been talking non-stop about how he acted in 'alex in wonderland'.....

bye!!-jan
ahhahahaha!! johnny depp is the best actor that ever liveddddddd!!!!!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

hi everyone, its Nicolette(:
i know this isn't really funny,but here goes.
when we're eating popsicles, faeqa ma'am, ami ma'am and deborah tan yc ma'am joined us if im not wrong.
faeqa ma'am: why nicolette?! wanna go home is it?!
me: can i?
faeqa ma'am: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA! DID U HEAR WHAT NICOLETTE SAID, CAN I?!
*From this point onwards, everyone burst out in laughter*
then i think i s8 something along the lines of this: ma'am no ma'am
faeqa ma'am: *laughter*Why nicolette!?
me: i wanna stay for POC ma'am *smiles*
~~~
Yeah.thats about it.its amazing how the ncos can laugh so easily(:
sigh.
k
byebye~
Nicolette(:

Friday, June 25, 2010

hey, jan here!!

ok, so i signed in to msn and said hi to miselle and alyssa. alyssa replied immediately after that and then we started having a really long conversation. after about 20 mins later, miselle says:
M: hi jan!!
J:oh hi. you took a long time to reply
M:oh sorry about that. actually i'm about to sign out!
J:ok....
M well, ok! so bye!!
J:ummmm.....bye?


seriously, what's the point about talking to someone if all you're going to do is to say "hi" and then "bye" ?



during 3rd day of june camp...we were running back to class to get our angel and ward gifts.
while we were running,
Nicole: eh jan, what do we bring along with us?
me: oh, just your bandages, bottle, angel and ward gifts and buddies
nicole:ok thanks!!
me:no problem!i'm so smart right?-turns around and bangs straight into the classroom door-
nicole: omg! omg! jan are you ok????-starts freaking out-
me:(kneeling on the floor in pain)i don't know....

so yup! that's about it! bye!!
-jan

Hey peeps. Some of my quotes involve exNCOs. Remove it if you think it's improper ok.

Alyssa: Miselle I can still remember how you said " I know who's my fake angel. Xuanyi"
Miselle: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS? JACQUELINE(ma'am) IS YOUR FAKE ANGEL??
Alyssa: WHAT? NO. GODS MISELLE...
faeqa ma'am: What?
Alyssa: uh... -explains-
dione ma'am: huh?
Faeqa ma'am: oh alyssa told Miselle that she had money and Miselle said ARE YOU SERIOUS? REALLY??

Another bit, this morning during the first firedrill I'd come running down the steps to see a very harrassed xuanyi sitting next to jiaping ma'am and two other NCOs I didn't see. Anyway so this is what was heard:
jiaping ma'am: they're intruding on my privacy. Read them the copyright laws!!

During poc level song, musical interlude.
Someone behind: can we take back the tissue paper? I need it.

This one involves my friend liwen.
Liwen: oh hi. Can you do me a favour?
Alyssa: NO??
liwen: so mean.
Alyssa: I'm on camp!
Everyone: IC!!
Liwen: OH. -runs off-
yeah so that's why you probably saw a random person running away from F table.

Alyssa: eh try to come up with ways to hurry bathing lehs! (day 2 night and were alone with secones I mean twos)
Nicci: there's no way unless we wash our hair in the sink.
-pause-
both of us: OHHH!!
Nicci: HI FIVE WERE RETARDED TOGETHER.

After the third continuous fake firedrill:
jan: 1. 1 1/4. 1 1/10.........
Alyssa: what are you doing?
Jan: counting down to the next firedrill.

During Popsicle eating:
Nicci: how do you check if people are wearing white shorts with the full uniform? Do you flip the skirts?

Someone: what if you're shitting in the toilet during firedrill?
Someone else: yeah then it'll be like reporting late because I was using the toilet ma'am!

Wenn lin: you know, someone told me she saw my name in deborah tan yc ma'ams notebook! I'm BLACKLISTED!
Alyssa: no you're pinklisted.
Jan, during thanking: ma'am even though we were probably horribly pinklisted....

Wenn lin: let's look out for any nco with a whistle. If we see where they're going we can slowly walk to the venue.
Everyone: LETITBEHERELETITBEHERE...!!

Someone: LOOK! An nco with a whistle!!
Chloe ma'am: that doesn't mean there's a firedrill.
That someone: BUT SHES TUGGING AT HER WHISTLE!

Audi: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS CHICKEN IS WORTH? it sacrificed it's life! For you to eat it! Why waste it??
-1 min later-
audi: Stupid chicken you're dead already why should I care about your feelings.

Im positive there's a lot more but I don't remember.
-a.t

Monday, June 21, 2010

Alyssa: Ive been standing so straight, I think my back's broken.
Amanda: WHAT? YOUR BLOODS BROKEN??

Jan: Alyssa. Can I tell you a secret?
Alyssa: uh. Ok. What?
Jan: you must promise never to tell anyone.
Alyssa: oh. Ok.
Jan: I LOVE (unmentionable thing that is completely random and amusing)

Jan: EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PENGUIN SULK BEFORE? OF COURSE NOT!
Alyssa: um. It's kinda hard to sulk with a beak.
Jan: hmm. Oh. Right.

Audi: OMG! ALYSSA! THEY HAVE LEMON HONEY FLAVOURED STREPSILS NOW!
Alyssa: ok. And I want to know because..?
Audi: YOU WILL BE GRATEFUL FOR NICE FLAVOURED STREPSILS!! imagine if you had a cold!

Ndp contingent commander: day ic, how much time do you need for the contingent to settle down in haw par hall?
Miselle: er...one minute, sir.
Basically, she told him that a contingent of 50+ people would be able to move the bottles, run up the stairs, sit in a nine rank formation and hand out the bottles in a minute. Note that this very contingent had been doing hentak and belok under the sun in a cramped parking lot for about an hour and a half.

Our Insane Level
Miselle
Alyssa
Kimberly
Cheryl
Nicolette
Audi
Wenn Lin
Ding Hui
Hwee Leng
Chen Yee
Xuan Yi
Amanda
Jan
Nicole
Jayasree
Nicci

When disaster strikes
Miselle: "Huh? Me arh? Oh, ONE!!
Alyssa: "I'm stickering it!"
Kimberly:"I want to go for the firedrill...."
Cheryl:"My chinese name is chen ling".
Nicolette:"TAJ MAHAL!!"(Kan shen me kan."
Audi: "Do I look like a princess?" .
Wenn Lin: "But (omitted name) is greedy and thinks more is better".
Ding Hui: "I stole her (Nicci) banana!"
Hwee Leng: "Are any of you interested in dancing for the red cross talent thing?" next day:"It's all Xs."
Chen Yee: "DON'T YOU THINK (omitted name) is so awesome??"
Xuan Yi: "SEC 2 CADET.....(collapses laughing)"
Amanda: "why does it say BEAUTIFUL DISASTER? It's like we're insulting ourselves" (whole point)
Jan: "I LOVE FOOTDRILL.IT'S SO AWESOME. COME, LET'S HENTAK UP THE STAIRS"
Nicole:"LET'S BE MEAN TO THEM!!"......"No, we should be like sisters to them!!"
Jayasree: "And, the NCOs who get me will feel so loved. those that get you (Alyssa) will feel so left out!!"
Nicci: "SONY ERICSSON MUST BE A GIRL. because kimmy says it's not a guy."

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