Alyssa: Ive been standing so straight, I think my back's broken.
Amanda: WHAT? YOUR BLOODS BROKEN??
Jan: Alyssa. Can I tell you a secret?
Alyssa: uh. Ok. What?
Jan: you must promise never to tell anyone.
Alyssa: oh. Ok.
Jan: I LOVE (unmentionable thing that is completely random and amusing)
Jan: EXCUSE ME. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PENGUIN SULK BEFORE? OF COURSE NOT!
Alyssa: um. It's kinda hard to sulk with a beak.
Jan: hmm. Oh. Right.
Audi: OMG! ALYSSA! THEY HAVE LEMON HONEY FLAVOURED STREPSILS NOW!
Alyssa: ok. And I want to know because..?
Audi: YOU WILL BE GRATEFUL FOR NICE FLAVOURED STREPSILS!! imagine if you had a cold!
Ndp contingent commander: day ic, how much time do you need for the contingent to settle down in haw par hall?
Miselle: er...one minute, sir.
Basically, she told him that a contingent of 50+ people would be able to move the bottles, run up the stairs, sit in a nine rank formation and hand out the bottles in a minute. Note that this very contingent had been doing hentak and belok under the sun in a cramped parking lot for about an hour and a half.
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